You Know You’re In Laos When…

Car decoration LaosThe Land of a Million Elephants is as magical as the name would suggest. Cruising down the Nam Ou river in the shade of the sawtooth mountains, hiking to the hill tribes of Luang Namtha, living the Hmong life in Muang Sing, biking the royal city of Luang Prabang, and celebrating at the Elephant Festival in Sayaboury…Laos wooed us at every turn. The towns can be rough around the edges and god knows they have the scars from the carpet bombings of the Secret War, but despite it all…the people possess a sense of positivity and warmth that’s humbling. Resilient as can be, here are few of the unique ways Laotians get things done and have a little fun.

 

You know you’re in Laos when…

Portable Printer Baby– Bugaboo is getting into the printing business

 

athletic socks and dress shoes– Tribal costumes include traditional Nike socks

 

Smile Beer Lao– You have the most delicious beer in all of Asia…fact!

 

Lao Lao Whisky– You are welcomed to a guest house with a shot of Lao Lao whiskey (homemade rice wine made more potent with anything from herbs to scorpions).

 

Kids carrying kids– A baby brother is the coolest new accessory.

 

Laos Family Portraits– The backdrop choices for your family portraits are the American dream or Rainbow Bright on acid.

 

Eat rats for dinner– Roadkill…it’s what’s for dinner.

 

Most bombed country in the world– You are the most bombed country in history (270 million shells)…and it barely made the news.

 

Laos Noodle Soup– Your $1 bowl of noodle soup is garnished with a farmer’s market worth of vegetables.

 

Kids Swimming in Laos– All river towns are full of children skinny dipping, cannon-balling, and laughing pure happiness.

 

Tractor Car Laos– Tractors are taxis by dusk.

 

Laos River Weed Snack– Being far from the ocean doesn’t stop you from making seaweed…okay, not really, but river-weed is close enough.

 

Laos Land of a million elephants– Parades don’t use floats they use pachyderms.

 

7 thoughts on “You Know You’re In Laos When…

  • June 16, 2014 at 4:02 am
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    Did you ever visit Vientiane? I don’t pretend to know Laos at all but I spent a day-and-a half in Vientiane roughly years ago and for me, Vientiane was a city that shut down by 11 a.m.

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    • June 16, 2014 at 1:00 pm
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      Hi Rashaad! We didn’t make it to Vientiane, basically because of reviews like that lol. We stayed in the northern half of Laos and loved it!

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  • June 16, 2014 at 3:02 pm
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    Laos is a country easy to love and your comments about the bombing are spot on. You have some great photos in there. Btw, I made it to Vientiane while I was there and, if your time is restricted give it a miss, however it is worth a peek and there are some great villages in the hills surrounding the city. It’s worth a couple of days on your way down to the islands of the south.

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    • June 17, 2014 at 1:58 am
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      Thanks, Tim! We would have loved to make it to Vientiane, the surrounding hills, and to the islands in the south. We agree Laos has a lot to love and we’ll be back!

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  • June 17, 2014 at 11:09 pm
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    This is great! Would love to get back to Laos someday…

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  • September 11, 2016 at 4:04 pm
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    Oh my goodness you really nailed Laos…especially the children swimming.
    We knew we were in Laos when we got to pay to see their sun bear and their monkey in a cage out back

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